This is a random interest blog, if I like it it's here. I'm 21 (feeling old), bisexual, and just interested in random things. Cis. She/her pronouns.

THIS IS MY DORK ENBYFRIEND

Love her sooooooo much. That derp.

 

100 NSFW TMI Questions:

1. Are you a virgin?

2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?

3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?

4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?

5. Do you swear under celibacy?

6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?

7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?

8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?

9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?

10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?

12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?

13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?

14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)

15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)

16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

18. What is your bra/penis size?

19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?

22. When was the last time you masturbated?

23. When was the last time you had sex?

24. When was the last time you watched porn?

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

26. Guys: Circumsized?

27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?

31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?

32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?

33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?

34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

36. Which wet dream was your favorite?

37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?

40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?

41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?

42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

43. Are you into any BDSM?

44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

45. Turn on's?

46. Turn off's?

47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?

48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?

49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?

50. Do you like dirty talk?

51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?

54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?

55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)

57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?

58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?

59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?

60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?

61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?

62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?

63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?

64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?

65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?

66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)

68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?

69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)

70. Favorite type of oral?

71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried?

72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?

73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?

74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?

75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?

77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?

78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?

81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?

82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?

83. Birth control or condoms?

84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?

85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?

86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?

87. Do you have any STDs?

88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?

89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?

90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?

91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?

92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?

93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?

95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?

96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?

97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?

98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?

99. Do you like masturbation?

100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?

sevensneakyfoxes:

carolyn-claire:

frecklestherobot:

purplexeyed:

Fuck the word “Mary Sue”. It is literally shorthand 90% of the time for “your character is female and doesn’t act how I want a female to act so I don’t like her.” Or “your character is female and a self-insert/wish fulfillment and that makes her bad.” As if a large chunk of male characters AREN’T self-inserts or wish fulfillment characters.

You know what I’ve noticed? That the qualifications of realistic or relatable are only applied to female characters in these genres. No one questions that Steve Rogers apparently learned French, computer and technology skills, an advanced fighting technique, and had the free time to catch up on history and pop culture between The Avengers and The Winter Soldier. But Skye is good at computers and can learn how to be an agent rather quickly? MARY SUE WHO DESERVES TO DIE.

SO many male characters are Marty Stu self-inserts, like, pretty much ALL of them. Men don’t care; hell, they’re into it. Women don’t care if male characters are “too good to be true” either. Why is that? Why are we so ready to buy into those ridiculous male characters but balk at the female ones?

Tony Stark is the biggest self-insert, self-indulgent male fantasy FUCKING EVER (genius, billionaire, ladies man superhero who has a pithy comeback for everything?  COME THE FUCK ON), and yet I never see a single comment about how he’s unrealistic.  NOT. ONE.  Or any of the other male characters out there.  I never see a single comment about mary stus or unrealistic male characters.  It’s ONLY WOMEN.
I think the larger problem is that EVEN WOMEN have trouble envisioning women as being anything other than flawed, weak characters.  When they’re smart or pithy or rich while being pretty?  MARY SUE!  OMG UNREALISTIC!  OMG ANNOYING!  We can’t seem to accept these characters, and almost seem to view them as a THREAT.  I still remember back in the SPN days when people lost their SHIT over Jo because she was a “threat” to the guys on the show (god forbid anything get in the way of the slash pairings).  And so she was UNREALISTIC and ANNOYING!  BLAH BLAH PATHETIC EXCUSE BLAH!
No one is saying that every female character should be the pinnacle of perfection, but the fact that women who receive the same treatment as a lot of male characters (aka they are given power and perhaps one or more positive characteristic) are the only ones getting called out on it?  Troubling.
Fuck it.  I love mary sues.  WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARY SUE ANYWAY?  Because these days it seems like a mary sue is a character that is pretty damn awesome.  So bring on the mary sues.  What’s WRONG with having a character that’s fucking awesome that you can relate to or want to swap places with?

sevensneakyfoxes:

carolyn-claire:

frecklestherobot:

purplexeyed:

Fuck the word “Mary Sue”. It is literally shorthand 90% of the time for “your character is female and doesn’t act how I want a female to act so I don’t like her.” Or “your character is female and a self-insert/wish fulfillment and that makes her bad.” As if a large chunk of male characters AREN’T self-inserts or wish fulfillment characters.

You know what I’ve noticed? That the qualifications of realistic or relatable are only applied to female characters in these genres. No one questions that Steve Rogers apparently learned French, computer and technology skills, an advanced fighting technique, and had the free time to catch up on history and pop culture between The Avengers and The Winter Soldier. But Skye is good at computers and can learn how to be an agent rather quickly? MARY SUE WHO DESERVES TO DIE.

SO many male characters are Marty Stu self-inserts, like, pretty much ALL of them. Men don’t care; hell, they’re into it. Women don’t care if male characters are “too good to be true” either. Why is that? Why are we so ready to buy into those ridiculous male characters but balk at the female ones?

Tony Stark is the biggest self-insert, self-indulgent male fantasy FUCKING EVER (genius, billionaire, ladies man superhero who has a pithy comeback for everything?  COME THE FUCK ON), and yet I never see a single comment about how he’s unrealistic.  NOT. ONE.  Or any of the other male characters out there.  I never see a single comment about mary stus or unrealistic male characters.  It’s ONLY WOMEN.

I think the larger problem is that EVEN WOMEN have trouble envisioning women as being anything other than flawed, weak characters.  When they’re smart or pithy or rich while being pretty?  MARY SUE!  OMG UNREALISTIC!  OMG ANNOYING!  We can’t seem to accept these characters, and almost seem to view them as a THREAT.  I still remember back in the SPN days when people lost their SHIT over Jo because she was a “threat” to the guys on the show (god forbid anything get in the way of the slash pairings).  And so she was UNREALISTIC and ANNOYING!  BLAH BLAH PATHETIC EXCUSE BLAH!

No one is saying that every female character should be the pinnacle of perfection, but the fact that women who receive the same treatment as a lot of male characters (aka they are given power and perhaps one or more positive characteristic) are the only ones getting called out on it?  Troubling.

Fuck it.  I love mary sues.  WHAT THE FUCK IS A MARY SUE ANYWAY?  Because these days it seems like a mary sue is a character that is pretty damn awesome.  So bring on the mary sues.  What’s WRONG with having a character that’s fucking awesome that you can relate to or want to swap places with?

(Source: super-hero-confessions)

so-glad-were-neighbors:

"What is the meaning behind your url?" 

This is a common question that appears on my ask box at least 3x a week. 

"so-glad-were-neighbors" came from the title of a Christmas card my then-girlfriend gave me back in my sophomore year in 2012. While her and I don’t get along and are not on the best circumstances present day, I treasure her words of me on this card. I’ve learned a lot about what it’s like to be in relationship when we were together, like the true meaning of commitment, sacrifice, balance, and communication. More importantly, I learned a lot about myself and the person I want to grow into. Because of the successes and failures of that relationship, I was able to learn how to value of my strengths and embrace my flaws. 

I learned that you grow from experience and you must always use the valuable lessons you learn along the way to help you find yourself. 

Every time I don’t know what to do, or whenever I feel lost and confused, I look at this card. I remember who I am as a person and who I am trying to be. I remember to:

Focus on the present and on the now rather than dwell on the past. Instead of trying to recreate an idealized past, focus yourself on trying to do what you think is best for you. Let the future worry about itself.

See the good in things, whether it is a situation, a circumstance, a person, or whatever it may be, always believe that there is a way to look at it positively or find a way to use it positively. There are times in life where it feels like nothing is going right but there will always be a reason to keep moving forward, you just have to dig deep and find it.

Don’t be intimidated. Be fearless with everything you do in life. Don’t be afraid to fail and take risks. Always believe you are stronger than you think. In life we’ll fail more often than we succeed. Never be discouraged because of it, use it as a motivation to get back up on your feet and go harder in life. Not everything works out according to plan, and that’s okay. Whenever a door closes, kick a new one open. Don’t accept failure, learn from it and beat it.

Let your guard down. You are not alone on this world. Realize that there are going to be people who want to be there with you during your glory days, and they are going to be there too when you fall from grace. You will have people come and go in your life, and that’s okay. It’s the ones that stays that matters. Value the important people in your life, cherish them, and never take them for granted. Living becomes easier when you’re travelling the avenue of life together.

Dream big. Find your purpose in life, do something you enjoy and love. Never think that a dream is too big or too unrealistic. It will always work itself out in the end.

Love hard. Find that someone worth suffering for. That someone who you’re willing to go to the moon and back for. That someone you are willing to be hurt for, to sacrifice for, to cry for, to worry for, to fight for. Loving someone is never going to be easy, but once you find the one, living becomes easier. 

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

(Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3)

whatpumpkin:

Troll Horns are now available at What Pumpkin

Currently, only Aradia’s, Tavros’ and Karkat’s horns are available, but we’ll be releasing more in due time!

liberalsarecool:

phroyd:

Antigovernment “Patriot” groups in the U.S. during the Clinton, Bush and Obama administrations. Anyone notice a trend here?
Southern Poverty Law Center
Phroyd

Let’s face it, Republicans instigate and maximize the effects of hate.

liberalsarecool:

phroyd:

Antigovernment “Patriot” groups in the U.S. during the Clinton, Bush and Obama administrations. Anyone notice a trend here?

Southern Poverty Law Center

Phroyd

Let’s face it, Republicans instigate and maximize the effects of hate.

caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

themetaisawesome:

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

Pro: Mailee lesbian power couple

Con: No Suki

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.